I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick
im fuckin dying
"all she wanted was to eat her chicken nuggets in peace…"
I am fucking screaming
ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun
following back ☾
i’m going to microwave you next
every lonely monster needs a companion.
Why is this not taught universally.
Sad that we have to teach that. Sigh.In terms of self defense, the fingers are individually more vulnerable than the hand. If someone grabs you or is choking you, it is much easier to grab a finger than to pull their hand off, especially the pinkie or ring finger. And typically speaking, break a finger or two, they will likely pull their hand away and give you a moment to strike again.